Corrupt a wish!!

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Okay so here's how it goes.

Bob: I wish I had a cat
Steve: Granted, now it tore your insides to shred and you die. I wish I had a Dog
Tom: Granted, now it pooped all over your floor, and your mom kills you. I wish I could cure al cancer.


And then continued. Understand?


I wish the hippy years would come back.

Granted but now every one of your wishes are corrupted instead.

I wish that more people would buy green cars instead of gas guzzlers.

Granted, but they all have glitches

I wish you didnt corrupt my wish

Granted, but none of your wishes come true. (That didn't make much sense, did it?)

I wish this economy crap was gone.

Granted, but it comes back 2morrow

I wish war would be over

Granted, but millions die.

I wish I could go to the pool.

Granted, but it thunderstorms when u get there

I wish I didnt have 2 make a wish

Granted, but you just made one.

I wish my pizza was ready.

Granted, but its burnt

I wish it wasnt burnt

(LOL, I like it burnt!)

Granted, but it's too under-cooked.

I wish it'll cook faster.

Granted, but u dropped it

I wish I was famous so I could dance on dancing with the stars

Granted, but you end up breaking your leg on the first episode.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy.

Granted, but u break it.

I wish I didnt have 2 make a wish

Granted, but you just did.

I wish school wasn't hard.

Granted, but u still fail

I wish I was in high school already

Granted, but you drop out in the first month.

I wish my mom wasn't harsh.

Granted, but they never leave you again.

I wish the stupid rumor wasn't going around.

granted, but another one starts.

i wish i didnt just lose 2 friends and they now hate me and wanna murder me

granted, but now they love you like crazy and you kill yourself inorder to just get rid of them
i wish for ice cream

Granted, but it melts

I wish I could finally go on my 1st date!

granted but your date is the worst in all history
i wish for a million wishes

Granted, but they all get corrupted, literally

i wish my arm didnt hurt cuz of my shot(s)

grabted but now you don't have an arm

i wish i could go to sleep

Granted, but u wake up in 5 seconds

I wish people stopped deleting my important posts!

Granted, but then people don't read them and you become ignored.
I wish I had some pie.