Corrupt a wish!!

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Okay so here's how it goes.

Bob: I wish I had a cat
Steve: Granted, now it tore your insides to shred and you die. I wish I had a Dog
Tom: Granted, now it pooped all over your floor, and your mom kills you. I wish I could cure al cancer.


And then continued. Understand?


I wish the hippy years would come back.

Granted, but you go with him.

I wish someone wasn't so braggy

Granted, but then now you are!
I wish I could think of more songs to put on my iPod shuffle

Granted, but they're horrible.

I wish I wasn't mad

Granted, but now everyone's mad at you.
I wish the weekends would be longer.

Granted, but school days r longer too

I wish I would be allowed 2 watch a movie with a group this weekend

Granted, but the people in the group are really loud so you get kicked out
I wish my room was cleaner

Granted, but it too clean u dont know where everything is

I iwhs my class didnt hate me

Granted but they follow you around everywhere
I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but you need surgery '

I wish my dreams came true

Granted, but they do for only 3 seconds, then your life goes back to the way it was.
I wish I had a good idea for a Private RP.

Granted, but no oe likes it

I wish I could watch TV whenever I want

Granted but you get addicted
I wish someone else was online

Granted, but they log out immeaditely

I wish I was a movie star instantly

granted, but no one likes you as a movie star

i wish next saturday would come faster

Granted, but something horrible happens

I wish I wasnt sleepy

I wish I could have everything my own way

MAKE A WISH!

Sorry!

I wish for my crush to like me. xD

Granted, but he plays u

I wish u could make a wish

Granted, but it sux.

I wish no guys were players.

Granted, but u turn into one.

I wish I just didn't lose a friend.

Granted, but you lose all guy friends.

I wish my dad hadn't put suckish songs on his iPod.

Granted, but everyone loves them except u

I wish I didnt have 2 corrupt your wish