Corrupt a wish!!

Okay so here's how it goes.

Bob: I wish I had a cat
Steve: Granted, now it tore your insides to shred and you die. I wish I had a Dog
Tom: Granted, now it pooped all over your floor, and your mom kills you. I wish I could cure al cancer.


And then continued. Understand?


I wish the hippy years would come back.

Granted, now you got serious food posining and are ten days away from your death.

I wish Obama would shut up n the TV, he and his big ears are ANNOYING! xD

Granted. But he became President and now the US is in ruins and he's blaming you

I wish I had an iPod

Granted, now it exploded and you are in the hospital.

I wish I was a vegetarian vampire, like the Cullens.

granted, now you dont knwo that you are and eat Edward.


I wish i could be a horse

Granted, now a hunter mistakes you for a deer and shoots you. Your death is minutes away.

I wish....umm.....I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, now you get mugged in the street and beaten up bad and don't have the money to pay your docter bills since all your money was stolen
I wish I was an Admin again

Granted, now the site is destroyed and everyone is blaming you.

I wish that the dancing banana( ) was real

Granted, now it became crazy and is out to kill you
I wish I knew what to be for halloween

Granted, however, what you chose makes everyone laugh. Cops come and arrest you for disturbing the night with your costume.

I wish my parents would take me to see Twilight, when it comes out.

Granted, now they only let you watch G Rated movies, for the rest of your life.


I wish...... I could be with Seamus every minute of the waking (and sleeping xD) day.

Granted, now you can't stand Seamus and run away
I wish I was taller

Granted, now your head hits the celing every time you stand up.
I wish I had some apple pie.

Granted, except you get it by getting it smeared into your best dress and your face.

I wish I didn't have to run from Seamus and Kai.

Granted, now you can't run at all
I wish that I had another dog

Granted, it killed your other one, and your parents made you put the new one down for violent behavior.

I wish..... I could actually go on a date befor eI',m 16.

Grandted,but your date dies

I wish iy wasnt so dang cold!!

*sniff* He can't die. :(

xD Granted, now you're one fire and set your whole family on fire, and kill everything in it's path,and then turn out to live, alone and covered with greusome scars.

i wish...
i wish...
i wish i never joined wb

Granted, now the site is depressed cuz we would miss you
I wish the fights on WB would stop

Granted, now we are so happy that the site attracts stalkersz who wish to kill us and worse.

I wish Kai wouldn't snap at me for saying soemthign about the other Kai.

Granted, now they're both not your friend anymore.
I wish I knew how to spell all the words in the human language.

I wish I had rock band for the wii