Corrupt a wish!!

First topic message reminder :

Okay so here's how it goes.

Bob: I wish I had a cat
Steve: Granted, now it tore your insides to shred and you die. I wish I had a Dog
Tom: Granted, now it pooped all over your floor, and your mom kills you. I wish I could cure al cancer.


And then continued. Understand?


I wish the hippy years would come back.

Granted, now your tired of seeing your buds and lock yourself in your room for all eternity.

I wish I was tall, and not so gosh darned short.

granted, now whenever you enter a room you hit your head on the ceiling
I wish my trampoline was bigger

Granted, but now it's so big that you can't get on it, and your house was crushed.

I wish....I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, you wished for an elephant, and it trampled on you.
I wish Wolfie and Ayla would be admin and admin assistant again.

Granted, they both do and then they demote everyone down to nothing and have a hostile takeover of the site! (that would never in a million years happen, but just playing the game. xD i wish for that too, in real life!)
I wish for no homework

Granted, but now Kai Blew up.

I wish i Was pretty.

Granted, but then everyone is blinded by ur prettiness and runs away and the spontaneously combusts.
I wish i was not as stubborn as I am

grandted, now u are sueprnice nad a push aroyund, ( aka a baddd adaim, ohh.)
I wish, that i could have wolves, like magic wolves, as pets

Granted, but now they try to kill you at night. xD

I wish i Had 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars.

granted, btu you get in debt and have -10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I wish, i had all teh shpaire pens in teh woruld.

( lol i typed, i wish i had all the shapries in the world)
Grandted, nwo she ahd typed iot more hard
I wish i wanst such a bad typer.

Granted, now it hates the name and eats you
I wish my iPod held more songs

Granted, now it has too many songs, and it blows up.
I wish I get As on all my tests.

Granted, now everyone is teasing you for being a braniac-nerd-dork
I wish I was richer than I am

Granted, now your room is flooded with money and you can barely walk in it.
I wish I could have my own site.

Granted, now they fell out.
I wish I had tons of free time.

Granted, but your about to die of boredom.

I wish that there was no drama on WB.

Granted, but now WB is boring.
I wish I stopped forgetting to put my wishes on these posts.

Granted, but now you forget everything else!
I wish that I could run and run w/o getting tired

Granted, now they're super annoying instead.

I wish....I wish I could get a dino on DragCave