The Worst Jokes You've ever heard[They're so bad, they're good!]

I must credit my computer teacher for most of these, he's full of horrible jokes!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first one says "It's getting hot in here." The second one says "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN"

A mole family is in its den when the dad smells something funny. He sticks his head out of the hole and says "Hmmm, does anyone else smell honey?" His wife then sticks her head out the hole in order to take a sniff. "No, it smells more like syrup." The baby mole wants to smell it too, but his parents are blocking up the hole. So he takes a sniff right in the den and says "It smells most like moleasses to me," xD

A man comes home from late his golf outing to his frantic wife yelling at him. She asks where he's been, and he replies that the man he was golfing with died on the first hole. She apologizes for yelling, but asks why it took so long for him to come home and let her know. He replies "Cause it took forever to carry the body to each hole so I could finish my game."

A joke my 4th grade teacher said:

In Minnesota, they sell, Mini Sodas [Based on the pronunciations] so if i took a minnesota from you, then iowa you a mini soda...


[Iowa: I owe you]

[Minnesota: Mini Soda]

Those are pretty bad, sorry to your computer teacher. This is my dad's favourite:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interupting Cow
Interupting cow who?
(Say 'moo' randomly while they're saying that)

This is my little sister's facourite:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
Orange is supposed to be 'aren't you'

hmm
What was Piglet looking for in the toliet
Pooh

The Last Avatar wrote:

A joke my 4th grade teacher said:

In Minnesota, they sell, Mini Sodas [Based on the pronunciations] so if i took a minnesota from you, then iowa you a mini soda...


[Iowa: I owe you]

[Minnesota: Mini Soda]

Humph. I resent that, but that is what most say when they hear it. :]

This one, my friend Kelsey could not stop coming up with these ones.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Eat My
Eat My Who?
No, I Will Not Eat Your Poo. (who sounds like poo to her or something.)

Puns are the best bad jokes of all.

Me: So last night there was a skunk looking in the window ! I swear!
Emily: Well that stinks -laughs hysterically-

Me: You've got quite a lot of napkins.
Alexa: Yeah its the napkin empire. -knocks the pile down-. Oh no, its the down fall of the napkin empire. -laughs-

Well gossipgirl, for some reason, Kelsey thinks it's funny to say 'who' because it sounds like 'poo' when you say it outloud. She's a weirdo, yes, I know. :]

Those are funny SimplyLily, in a sad kind of way.

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak
and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they
name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which
made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Some of my favorites xD

wow, some of them i get and some i don't.

The last one Lily had is all mumbo jumbo 2 me.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which
made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Kay, so he had callouses on his feet from going barefoot (super calloused). He was fragile from his diet, he's a mystic, and haitosis is bad breath.

so he's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis (and it sounds like supercalafragilisticexpialadocious)

Idk wht tht is. Haha

Ohhhh. I watched tht YEARS AGO!

I don't get it!

_furryfurby wrote:

XD i get it, i get it!

it's by mary poppins, nat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw

that super long word that kids tell teachers to put in spelling bees?
that's the one.

Oh thx furb now I GET IT!!Yay

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Haha. IM SLOW!

That would be two of us now lol j/k

Lol idk if this joke is funny or lame but my BFF and I made it up so here goes.

A person goes up to a guy named Michael.

Person: Hey Michael! What does your name mean?
Michael: Who is like the Lord?
Person: Uhhh...no one! But seriously, what does your name mean?
Michael: WHO is LIKE the LORD?!
Person: I get it, no one, but WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN!?!
Michael: WHO IS LIKE THE LORD!?!
Person: U R NO HELP! I'm just gunna look in this name book I found right here! *flipping through the book* I mean seriously you could have at least tol-- *reads what Michael means* ohhhh....
Michael: Told you!

If you don't get it click the spoiler

Spoiler:

-Doggie

I had no idea wht it meant til I read the spoiler. HAHA