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_furryfurby
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 |  Subject: Yo Momma Jokes Thread  Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:12 am | |
| credited to hola! - holagurrl wrote:
- Yo mammas so stupid tht she was driving to disney and saw a sign tht said "Turn Left" so she left and went home!
Yo mamma so dum tht when she was going on stage 2 perform and I told her "Break A Leg", she jumped off the stage and broke a leg!
Yo mamma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. - _furryfurby wrote:
- yo momma's so ugly that i took her into a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
yo momma's so stupid, she actually think these jokes are funny.
[she's so fat, she takes posters, not pictures!]
Yo momma’s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.
Yo momma’s so fat she went to Jenny Craig's and they said, "We asked for your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. [lol.]
Yo momma’s so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
- rose - tRoPiCaLxbRe3ze wrote:
- Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
- hanna - *freedom* wrote:
- yo momma is so dumb even miley cyrus's IQ is higher than hers! xD
Yo momma is so big Obi Wan Kenobie said "Dat no moon! Dat yo momma!"
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Jacobluver
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:18 am | |
| (i took this from a website, ima cheater)
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued | |
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_furryfurby
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:20 am | |
| XD i like when someone wanted to shake her hand...
yo mom's so fat that when she walked in front of the tv, i missed three commercials. | |
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Jacobluver
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:29 am | |
| haha, yeah i liked that one 2 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:30 am | |
| I'm awful with Yo Mamma jokes, but my favourite is, 'Yo mamma's so fat she makes Godzilla look like a princess.' | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:20 am | |
| yo momma so fat, when she saw a school bus with white kids [no offence to ppl...], she ran after it and said HEYYY STOP THAT TWINKIE!!
yo momma so fat, she wears a yellow coat, people shouted "TAXI!"
yo momma so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptized!
yo momma so fat, even bill gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!!
yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!!
[oldies]
yo momma so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in ABC ORDERRR
yo momma so stupid, she failed a blood test
yo momma so stupid, when she heard a honk of a horn, she thought someone was cursinn
yo momma so short, she poses for trophies!
yo momma so short, you can see her legs on her driver's license!
See! Y'all can't be a home girl from her town in NORTH JERSEY in yo momma!
We were so good, they made Yo Momma Jokes, a class
And I was sooo funny, I got named head of the class! =]
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 am | |
| I believe the last one you TRIED to say is suppoused to be:
Yo momma so short, you can see her feet on her drivers liscense
If you're gonna act like you're the best, get the jokes right xD not trying to be mean though | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:52 am | |
| Yo momma so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Yo momma so ugly she was he first baby to be born to have a tinted glass incubator
Yo momma so dumb she makes Bomer Simpson look like Nobel prize winner | |
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_furryfurby
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:00 pm | |
| Yo momma’s so fat her bellybutton doesn't have lint - it has sweaters.
yo mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family. | |
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Jacobluver
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:02 pm | |
| wow both of those were great furry | |
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes Thread Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:36 am | |
| yo momma so old she was in jesus' pre-k class
Yo momma's so fat that she has to use a paint roller to put on her lipstick
YO momma is so dumb, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she sleep
yo momma is so dumb she locked her keys inn her motorcycle
yo momma so poor when we ordered an extra large pizza we had to eat it outside | |
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