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 |  Subject: Kids Are Quick  Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:49 pm | |
| I got this in an e-mail..the last one is my fave
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ?
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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| | Subject: Re: Kids Are Quick Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:09 am | |
| - Jennifer Cullen wrote:
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
These were my fav!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Kids Are Quick Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:24 am | |
| I like the georhe washington one. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Kids Are Quick Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:22 pm | |
| TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
I love this one. I crack up every time I read it. |
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| | Subject: Re: Kids Are Quick Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:40 am | |
| - Quote :
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.[/color]
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
_________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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