Corrupt a wish!!

First topic message reminder :

Okay so here's how it goes.

Bob: I wish I had a cat
Steve: Granted, now it tore your insides to shred and you die. I wish I had a Dog
Tom: Granted, now it pooped all over your floor, and your mom kills you. I wish I could cure al cancer.


And then continued. Understand?


I wish the hippy years would come back.

Granted, But after you see them for 1 hour, you can never see them again.

I wish you were a mod.

Granted but then they get demoted
I wish Ayla could reach her posting goal soon

Granted, but now i never make a goal again.

i wish juicy will get 1,000 posts before monday

(Impossible!)
Granted but my fingers fall off from typing so fast
I wish the siggy Ayla makes for me and her rocks!

[It's Possible!!]

Grantd, and every other one Ayla Makes Is Suckish. xDD

I wish i had Mountain dew.

(No, not possible)
Granted but you gain tons of weight by drinking it
I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted, But now you always have to drink coffee.

I wish my Ipod would Finish charging.

Granted but you drop it and it breaks
I wish my body didn't hurt from snowboarding yesterday

Granted, But it will hurt 2morrow for no reason, xD

I wish i would finish my HW.

xD
Granted but you get everything wrong and fail
I wish I wasn't so thirsty

Granted, But know you are Hungry.

I wish i was A faster poster.

Granted but no one can keep up so you have no one to post back to
I wish I had a foot stool

Granted, But now you got shorter. xD

I wish i was Smarter.

Granted, but now everyone makes fun of you for being a braniac
I wish my neck didn't hurt

Granted, But now your wrist does.

I wish I knew the real bella swan.

Granted, but she's not as nice a Stephenie Meyer wants us to think xD
I wish my brother would stop singing rock band outside my door

Granted, and now you can never sing again. xD

I wish i didn't have to go to the bathroom. [brb xD]

(k xD)
Granted, (I can't think of anything xD)
I wish I had a wish

Granted, But then you get Amnesha, xD

I wish i wasn't yawning.

xD
Granted but you fall asleep
I wish I didn't have a headache

Granted, But now you get one tomorrow.

I wish i went to church.

Granted, but youy fall asleep
I wish my brother wasn't so annoying

Granted, But now your mom is. xD

I wish my mom wasn't working now.

Granted but now she's always looking at what you're doing and being real over-protective
I wish I wasn't hungry

Granted, But you starve to death. =[

I wish My brother would come home from my dad's House.