Corrupt a wish!!

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Okay so here's how it goes.

Bob: I wish I had a cat
Steve: Granted, now it tore your insides to shred and you die. I wish I had a Dog
Tom: Granted, now it pooped all over your floor, and your mom kills you. I wish I could cure al cancer.


And then continued. Understand?


I wish the hippy years would come back.

Granted, but you rip it up.

I wish I could understand everything in the world.

Granted, But now your head is Huge.

I wish i Was Prettier.

Granted, but now ur drop dead gorgeous and everyone drops dead. Lol.

I wish I didn't have to quit something.

Granted, But now you are addicted to something.. xD

I wish I was popular like massie.

Granted, but everyone u think is ur friends secretly hates u.

I wish i have no friends who secretly hate me.

Granted, and now everyone loves you.


I wish I was Related to edward cullen.

Granted, now everyone's scared of u.

I wish u would do this slower!

Granted, But now i Talking In S L O W M O T I O N xD

I wish i Didn't feel sick now.

Granted, but you feel sick a few seconds later

I wish I could've went to Hawaii with Max today.

grantered but Max died

I wish i could be with Donneygain

Granted, But now you get sick.


I wish i had coke.

( Please don't scare me like that!)

Granted, but he hates u.

I wish my phone had better ringtones.

You Skipped mine..

I wish I had a Popcicle.

Granted, but it melts.

I wish i ddint skip urs

Granted, But now you have Permanent Amnesha.

I wish I had a Nano.

Granted, but it won't turn on.

I wish i didn't make everything so confidential

Granted, But now you never talk.

I wish i had a taco. xD

Granted, but it spills all over u.

I wish I had something to wish

Granted, but u break it.

I wish my cell wouldn't die so quick

Granted, but they die of anerexia becuz of u

I wish my phone sent stuff quicker

Granted, but now it's too crowded.

I wish u were slower at typing!